I have a head full of white hair and split ends. A face covered with tiny bumps and dark circles that match my dark brown eyes, and cheeks the size of Texas. Today I threw some eye liner on, put some earrings on these large ear lobes and curled my hair for the first time in almost 3 months. On my way home from PALS, 8 cop cars following me, lights and sirens. Iโm thinking fuck this is how it all ends, Iโm going to jail for not wearing my mask as I walked out the hospital. Not going to lie, a little thrilled for the excitement and hoping for hot men in uniform, feeling grateful I look somewhat presentable. Ugh! They were after the lady driving in front of me, that lucky bitch ๐

3 responses to “This is how it ends”
OMG … youโre hilarious. ๐
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A little preview into my mind ๐
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You had me laughing ๐
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